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If you cant fix it. Then fuck it. If you cant fuck it . then paint it. If you cant paint it. Kill it. if you cant kill it RUN!!!!!
You'd sure look good in a coat of paint!!

Rules of life

  1. Two wrongs don't make a right.
  2. There's only three types of fair. County, State, and World.
  3. You can't hang yourself if you ain't got enough rope.
  4. People with full bellies aren't interested in causes.
  5. The true test of a mans character is what he does when he thinks no-one is looking.
  6. Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
  7. The key to power lies in organization.
  8. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
  9. Be thankful for the things you have; and all the things you don't.
  10. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
  11. Candy is dandy, but Liquor is quicker.
  12. Live free or die.

Whenever a player leaves eve for wow, the average IQ of both games goes up.