Pitch Person's Creed

This is my pitch. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pitch is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my pitch is useless. Without my pitch, I am useless. I must deliver my pitch true. I must shoot straighter than my competition who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…

My pitch and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the impact that count. We will hit…

My pitch is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its pace, its delivery, its pauses, its story, its vision and its thrust. I will keep my pitch clean and concise, even as I am clean and concise. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God, I swear this creed. My pitch and I are the defenders of my enterprise. We are the masters of the competition. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but Series A Funding!