Eve-online/Bios of note

I am a space fighter.
I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the alliance and fly among the stars.
I will always keep my clone updated.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never leave my gang behind.
I will never leave a pod unpopped.
I am disciplined, with good eye-hand coordination, trained on skills and proficient in flying cruisers as well as cap ships.
I stand ready to hunt, shoot, and kill my enemies in zero-gravity.
I am a guardian of pod-pilot way of life.
I am a space fighter.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.