Eve-online/Bios of note

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I am a space fighter.
I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the alliance and fly among the stars.
I will always keep my clone updated.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never leave my gang behind.
I will never leave a pod unpopped.
I am disciplined, with good eye-hand coordination, trained on skills and proficient in flying cruisers as well as cap ships.
I stand ready to hunt, shoot, and kill my enemies in zero-gravity.
I am a guardian of pod-pilot way of life.
I am a space fighter.

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.


The Golden Rules

  1. 1 Trust the fear.
  2. 2 Stay at range.
  3. 3 Expect to die.
  4. 4 No Balls. No Glory.
  5. 5 Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
  6. 6 Never under estimate someone elses stupidity.
  7. 7 Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
  8. 8 Never fight a fair fight
  9. 9 Dont fly it if you cant afford to loose it


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